Rick heard “war crimes.” Aggie meant “word crimes”—and the English language is about to take the stand. From “literally” and there/their/they’re to “baited breath,” gargling minnows, and cereal killers, Rick and Aggie roast the phrases that make their eyes twitch. Add autocorrect fails, AI nonsense, and a chat determined to make everything worse, and grammar night goes gloriously off the rails.