Five bandmates. Motorcycle ninjas. One nightclub gig worth starting a gang war over. Welcome to Miami Connection, where most of the connection happens in Orlando, and everybody seems to know taekwondo.

Vincent Charles, Ordy, and Janelle welcome…

The Three Musketeers gave us sword fights and chaos. The Four Musketeers keep the jokes coming, then let the consequences catch up with everyone. Vincent Charles, Ordy, and Janelle dive into Richard Lester’s swashbuckling sequel: the breakfast at La…

What do you get when radioactive waste, sea monsters, surf rock, biker gangs, beach parties, and an indestructible housekeeper collide in 1964?

You get ‘The Horror of Party Beach’—a movie advertised as the first horror musical despite being only…

What happens when Bruce Willis follows ‘Die Hard’ with a live-action cartoon involving Vatican espionage, singing cat burglars, Leonardo da Vinci, a machine that manufactures gold, and villains who appear to have escaped from an entirely different…

The Vincent Charles Projekt travels to filthy, heavily armed, and extremely hungover 17th-century France for Richard Lester’s 1973 adaptation of ‘The Three Musketeers.’

Vincent Charles, Ordinance Packard, Jeff, and Janelle Waz discuss Michael York’s…

What if a mild-mannered corporate executive discovered that murder solved considerably more problems than updating his résumé?Vincent Charles, Ordy Packard, Jeff, and Janelle Laws revisit ‘A Shock to the System,’ the severely underappreciated 1990…

A flying saucer crashes near an Arctic research station, its frozen pilot returns to life, and humanity discovers that its first extraterrestrial visitor is an intelligent, blood-drinking vegetable with the general disposition of a very angry carrot….

In the 23rd century, everyone lives inside a dazzling domed city; nobody worries about growing old, and life is an endless parade of pleasure, color, and questionable shower-curtain fashion. There’s only one catch: when your crystal starts blinking,…