Vincent Charles Project

Vincent Charles Project

Space Shuttles, Lasers, and the Complete Collapse of Reason!

James Bond goes to space, Jaws finds love, and somehow Moonraker manages to make the ridiculous look magnificent.

This week on The Vincent Charles Projekt, Vincent and the crew tackle Roger Moore’s outrageous 1979 Bond adventure. From stolen space…

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Voodoo, Speedboats, and the New Guy!

Roger Moore gets the tuxedo. Janelle brings the cross-examination.

Vincent, Ordy, Jeff, and Janelle take on Live and Let Die, with voodoo, tarot cards, crocodile-hopping, and a speedboat chase that refuses to quit. Does Moore measure up to Connery?…

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We Are All Orphans! | Miami Connection

Five bandmates. Motorcycle ninjas. One nightclub gig worth starting a gang war over. Welcome to Miami Connection, where most of the connection happens in Orlando, and everybody seems to know taekwondo.

Vincent Charles, Ordy, and Janelle welcome…

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If France Was a 17th-Century Barfight! | The Four Musketeers

The Three Musketeers gave us sword fights and chaos. The Four Musketeers keep the jokes coming, then let the consequences catch up with everyone. Vincent Charles, Ordy, and Janelle dive into Richard Lester’s swashbuckling sequel: the breakfast at La…

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Sodium! That’s Right… the Metal!

What do you get when radioactive waste, sea monsters, surf rock, biker gangs, beach parties, and an indestructible housekeeper collide in 1964?

You get ‘The Horror of Party Beach’—a movie advertised as the first horror musical despite being only…

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One Hundred Million and One, Waldo!

What happens when Bruce Willis follows ‘Die Hard’ with a live-action cartoon involving Vatican espionage, singing cat burglars, Leonardo da Vinci, a machine that manufactures gold, and villains who appear to have escaped from an entirely different…

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Dodge, Parry, Thrust … Drink!

The Vincent Charles Projekt travels to filthy, heavily armed, and extremely hungover 17th-century France for Richard Lester’s 1973 adaptation of ‘The Three Musketeers.’

Vincent Charles, Ordinance Packard, Jeff, and Janelle Waz discuss Michael York’s…

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Oh, Honey… That Is Really Good Coffee!

What if a mild-mannered corporate executive discovered that murder solved considerably more problems than updating his résumé?Vincent Charles, Ordy Packard, Jeff, and Janelle Laws revisit ‘A Shock to the System,’ the severely underappreciated 1990…

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Mankind v. Giant Carrot

A flying saucer crashes near an Arctic research station, its frozen pilot returns to life, and humanity discovers that its first extraterrestrial visitor is an intelligent, blood-drinking vegetable with the general disposition of a very angry carrot….

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Everybody Loves Box!

In the 23rd century, everyone lives inside a dazzling domed city; nobody worries about growing old, and life is an endless parade of pleasure, color, and questionable shower-curtain fashion. There’s only one catch: when your crystal starts blinking,…

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